i detest that animal
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a few nights ago my sister’s dog somehow managed to puke under the covers on my bed. a fact i had the pleasure of discovering right before sleep overtook me and directly after my feet were fully submerged in vomit. yay. earlier that day that detestable beast got into the garbage and ate more than her fill of birthday party refuse, including enormous amounts of candy, chocolate (disaster for dogs), and birthday cake soaked paper plates. yes, she eats paper. after stripping the bed and performing the cleanup operation i finally managed to fall asleep a few hours later at around 11 am or so, my anger abated….somewhat. my five year old niece said that she heard the torrent of curse words that i was screaming through the walls. poor kid. my sleep schedule is so messed up. i can’t seem to get back to a healthy routine of waking up at noon. the next day i went to see a show at cain’s ballroom: ash, the bravery, and aquaduct. i met some cool people but left through the last set (sorry, wasn’t too into aquaduct’s brand of party rock). i drove home feeling empty and burnt on being around people, poured a glass of makers, drank a beer, and put on the coachwhips. despite my best efforts i couldn’t finish the one glass of whisky. it seems like i have almost completely lost my love of drink, both a sad and a good thing i guess. lately i have been feeling very apathetic about everything. but it doesn’t bother me….and that sort of bothers me. it is all probably because i am not sleeping properly. so here’s an idea that will maybe kick my butt a little. i am thinking about doing a small silkscreen of emily and sinclair. see sketch idea below:

it will probably be around 4″ x 10″, two colors. once i get some done i’ll post something on here. i owe a few of thank you cards for the birthday gifts and for being awesome. once i finish them, which should be in the next few weeks i will let you doods know.
then hey check this out. there is this news i swiped off the
meathaus site.
“Dash Shaw will be signing copies of his new book Love Eats Brains, and Jim Campbell will be signing Krachmacher at Jim Hanley’s Universe (across the street from the Empire State Building) this friday March 25th at 6 pm. Don’t miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to get your books signed. Ok, so you may have other opportunities, but this is surely the only opportunity that is taking place on friday March 25th. Be there. In any case Jim Hanley’s is an awesome comic shop, and you can stock up on zines, Captain America comics, Little Orphan Annie Hardcover Books and Monty Python dolls while you are there.”
both of those soft spoken artist types are stellar cartoonists and smashing chaps. enjoy them-.
I really like that sketch of Emily standing on the chair. There’s just something about it that really appeals to me.
but i take it you got the wax i sent?
emily print idea sounds stellar.
you remind me to print new cards.
Man, I wanted to catch Ash and the Bravery in D.C., but couldn’t make it. Ah well.
Hope you get your sleep back on to the hours you want.
And I’m lovin that design for the silk-screen. You can definitely count me down for one when you get them.
i love your sketches. ♥
mmm..Makers…..
hey farel, 1) how was Ash? 2) i love any and all emily 3) you can stand on top of my house and throw some fruit and probably hit the Coachwhips house and 4) i step in dog and cat puke everyday. i kinda can’t wait to move out so i won’t have to be around 4 beasts (all of which i love, if course. they just tend to projectile vomit towards me alot).
Re: but i take it you got the wax i sent?
hey there is one with your name on it. i am going to write you a proper thank you note but for now thanks for the record. excellent!
cool. i never know how stuff like that is gonna come off.
cool. i might do something like have people email me their address when i print the sucker.
thanks a bunch
Re: mmm..Makers…..
ash was really good. i was surprised i knew one of their songs. i think someone sent it to in a mix. the coachwhips all live together? sweet.
puke sucks. i spent the moring of birthday violently vomiting myself. not alchohol related.
WOW. I hear things like that coming from under the floor boards all of the time!
Ha. I love it, as usaul.
Bed time treats are the worst; my condolences.
Was that Ash as in Northern Irish, Tim Wheeler, Charlotte Hatherley etc? Good band.
Tim Wheeler turned up as support for the Flaming Lips in London a couple of years ago — played three acoustic songs with a bloke on double bass. The first two were Ash songs, the last one he introduced as an ‘Old Irish folk-song’.
It was Teenage Kicks.
Love the sketch. The print’s going to look awesome.
The Bravery are the big new thing over here at the moment. Sold out a load of big gigs before anyone heard the album on the basis of being the BBC’s pick for band of 2005. There allright, decent enough live, I saw them a few months ago as a support act. The albums allright, way overhyped.
Ash like most Irish bands are always reliable. Solid solid band with a cute girl playing guitar. Sometimes you just don’t want much more than that.
Sketch idea sounds good. I like her standing on the chair a lot, it’s good stuff man.
Sounds good.
Re: mmm..Makers…..
Man violently vomiting sucks…
Are you all better now??
How was your birthday otherwise?
The thing that I think makes the Emily/Sinclair really work for me is having that easy-chair out in the street. (Probably necessary if you’re going to have S flying above and all.) Something about the indoor thing being outside gives it just the right flavor. Anyway, am totally down for one when you pull it together.
My sleep schedule solution is always the same. Coffee until I can get through the super long day, then crash at the hour of choice and sleep like the dead to put me back on sched…
lp
Re: mmm..Makers…..
good. i fell back asleep and woke up a couple hours later feeling much better.
yep, they played a good set. they mentioned they were from northern ireland and after they were done playing the sound guy put on the new u2 album. bleah. should have put on some thin lizzy or something.
the girl in ash was cute. the bravery were pretty good but yeah, i am not rushing out to buy their album or anything. maybe i need to hear some of their songs a few more times first. they had that joy division type sound a lot of bands are doing now, like those interpol and bloc party guys.which is cool because i like me some joy division.
i should just give up even trying until i move into my own place again. i did go to bed around 1 am or so last night and woke up at 9. we’ll see how long i can keep doing that.
They said they were from… Northern Ireland… and the guy put on… U2?!
Give that man a geography lesson! Stat!
I mean, come on… couldn’t he find any Undertones? Or Stiff Little Fingers?
Honestly, some people shouldn’t be trusted with a PA system…
well it wasn’t directly after he said that. that would have been in the middle of their set and pretty rude. he put it on between sets. who knows if it was intentional? maybe he just really likes U2.
stiff little fingers would have been excellent. it is tulsa, ok though. might be hoping for too much.
thanks
Blech! Bad doggie.
That print idea looks awesome.
Looking good Farel. Looking real good.
I’ll go to the signing for Jim but not for Cash Shaw. He got a big head once he got rich.
The tits is going to overthrow the government and oust Cash Shaw’s good friend, the president.

that would have made mre sense had the image not been broken.
dash is rich now? it’s sad you aint friends anymore. you guys used to be soul mates, crossing swords over the toilet.
We were crossing the streams like in Fhost Busters.
Yeah ever since Dash got that big contract with Penguin and he bought that moped he’s just flossing his cash all the time. He’s hanging out with Chloe Sevigny all the time.
awwww this drawing of the little girl on the chair is so cute.
my friend tim has a dog that eats paper. once our band was rehearsing at his house and the dog tried to eat the lyrics i had written down. i don’t know if that was a commentary on the quality of the lyrics or anything. i don’t think she’s ever puked in his bed but i do know that we had a party at tim’s house once and a kid threw up and the dog started eating it, how’s that for disgusting.
also luke has a dog and whenever i’m at his house he tries to make it eat my face.
bottom line, i’m just not big on dogs.
you owe me one.
and i owe you something but i havent gotten around to it.
wheres my cd
cool, i’ll hook you up.
the music will accompany the print.
i like dogs more than cats but i like major surgery more than dogs. nah, i actually like other people’s dogs. i just don’t like living with an insane hyper garbage eating mooch freak of a dog. she is pretty cute though i gotta say.

this is the guilty bitch and one of my nephews
thanks. i definitely owe you a thank you card for the excellent gift.
what the ef? how much of that above statement was real? or are you just completely winding me up?
it is karma because of that mean prank you played on him in school.
awwww thanks!
hey that dog looks a little like my sophie:
amazing as usual!
He talks about you like your some band he used to think was cool but moved past.
If you remember a little harder Aelfie played the prank and Caroline told me that I should pretend I had nothing to do with it. what is it with me and insensitive women?
me? or the general “you”. and how much of that rich stuff above is true? should i start kissing his ass? why don’t you answer me bitch?
whoah, that’s awesome. i hope sophie is more well behaved than madeline.
He taks about Farel like he’s old news. i.e.
Me: Hey Farel has a new comic in Prohect Superior.
NewDash: (rolls eyes) Oh yeah does Farel suck Wolverine’s dick while Todd McFarlane twiddles his nutsack withe his big toe?
Me: …you used to like that guy.
NewDash: Didn’t you used to be a juggalo? (does a little palm bump of coke)
And like that.
she’s got that look that says
“what, so i barfed in your bed. you got a problem with that? ya better recognize”
she is… honest!
you have no concept of the full scope of how much you frighten me, do you? you are what the good book calls a gossip monger.
danke.
you just made the list bub.
cool!
What frightens me is that Dash bought a gun in Virginia and brought it with him to New York. He carries it around with him sometimes is what bothers me the most.